Post-Show Recaps: The Throner Awards

"Game of Thrones" season four is over, but THE THRONERS are on the rise!

Welcome to the inaugural THRONER AWARDS, the only awards show where you can honor the past season of HBO's "Game of Thrones" and read all of the nominees in Sam Voice™! Vote for your favorite characters, moments, plotlines, Hodors and more in each of the following 14 categories. Our poll will stay up through August 1 at 12:00 AM PST.

What are you waiting for? It's win or die time! Like winter, THE THRONERS are coming, so cast your votes now!

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* 1. THE "SUN AND STARS" AWARD FOR THE SEASON'S MOST VALUABLE PLAYER

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* 2. THE "BURN THEM WITH FIRE" AWARD FOR THE SEASON'S LEAST VALUABLE PLAYER

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* 3. THE "BLACKWATER" AWARD FOR BEST FIGHT AND/OR BATTLE SCENE

Arya and the Hound kill everyone in the tavern ("Two Swords")

Daario Noharis versus the Champion of Meereen ("Breaker of Chains")

Jon Snow versus Karl at Craster's Keep ("First of his Name")

Bran Stark in Hodor's body versus Locke at Craster's Keep ("First of his Name")

The Red Viper versus The Mountain ("The Mountain and the Viper")

The Battle at Castle Black ("The Watchers on the Wall")

Stannis Baratheon's army takes down the wildlings ("The Children")

Bran Stark's companions versus the Skeleton Army ("The Children")

Brienne versus the Hound ("The Children")

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* 4. THE "RED WEDDING" AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN HORRIBLE DEATH

Joffrey Baratheon at the Purple Wedding ("The Lion and the Rose")

Ser Dontos and his face full of arrows ("Breaker of Chains")

Karl eats a sword at Craster's Keep ("First of his Name")

Lysa Arryn flies out the Moon Door ("Mockingbird")

The Red Viper's head explodes ("The Mountain and the Viper")

Pyp and Grenn die at the Wall ("The Watchers on the Wall")

Ygritte dies in Jon's arms ("The Watchers on the Wall")

Jojen Reed stabbed multiple times in the chest, throat slashed, then explodes ("The Children")

Shae choked to death by Tyrion ("The Children")

Tywin shot to death on the privy by Tyrion ("The Children")

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* 5. THE "WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS WAS THAT" AWARD FOR BIGGEST WTF MOMENT

Joffrey chokes to death at his own wedding, solidifies "weddings" as highest cause of death in Westeros ("The Lion and the Rose")

Jaime and Cersei do it in the sept ("Breaker of Chains")

Karl uses Lord Commander Mormont's skull as a cup ("Oathkeeper")

The White Walkers turn Craster's child into one of them ("Oathkeeper")

Littlefinger makes out with Sansa Stark after telling her she could have been his child in another life ("Mockingbird")

The Red Viper's head explodes ("The Mountain and the Viper")

Bran battles skeletons, then meets forest elves and an old wizard who lives inside of a tree ("The Children")

Dany's dragon kills a child ("The Children")

The Hound punches Brienne in the crotch, and then Brienne bites off the Hound's ear ("The Children")

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* 6. THE "WHERE THE SEVEN HELLS DID YOU GO " AWARD FOR CHARACTERS WHO DECIDED NOT TO SHOW UP AT ALL THIS SEASON

Gendry

Rickon Stark

Osha

Walder Frey

Balon Greyjoy

Jaqen H'gar

Beric Dondarrion

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* 7. THE "PURPLE KELLY" AWARD FOR MOST INVISIBLE EDIT

Margaery Tyrell

Olenna Tyrell

Varys

Ygritte

Bran Stark, Hodor and friends

Theon "Reek" Greyjoy

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* 8. THE "TWO SWORDS" AWARD FOR BEST ON-SCREEN DUO

Arya and the Hound

Brienne and Podrick

Sam and Gilly

Jon Snow and Ygritte

Grey Worm and Missandei

Littlefinger and Sansa Stark

Daenerys Targaryen and Daario Noharis

The Red Viper and the Mountain

Margaery Tyrell and Tommen Baratheon

Cersei and Jaime Lannister

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* 9. THE "HODOR" AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN HODOR

Hodor.

Hodor?

Hodor!

HODOR???

HOOOOOOODOOOOOOOR!!!

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* 10. THE GREYWIND MEMORIAL AWARD FOR BEST ANIMAL SIDEKICK

Drogon and Dany's other dragons

Summer the Direwolf

Ghost the Albino Direwolf

Ser Pounce the Royal Cat

Ramsay Bolton's Evil Dogs

The Three-Eyed Raven

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* 11. THE ROS MEMORIAL AWARD FOR SEXIEST SEXY THING

The Red Viper and his many orgies

Margaery kinda-sorta robs the cradle with Tommen

Jaime and Cersei in the sept

Jaime and Cersei in the season finale

Sam and Gilly make out at the Wall

Dany and Daario get it on in Meereen

Ramsay Bolton and his psycho girlfriend get it on

Missandei takes a bath in front of Grey Worm

Melisandre takes a bath in front of Stannis' wife

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* 12. THE "IMP" AWARD FOR BEST TYRION LANNISTER MOMENT

Tyrion defies Joffrey at his own wedding ("The Lion and the Rose")

Tyrion says goodbye to Bronn ("First of his Name")

Tyrion demands trial by combat ("The Laws of Gods and Men")

Tyrion recruits the Red Viper as his champion ("Mockingbird")

Tyrion tells his story about beetle-stomping Orson Lannister ("The Mountain and the Viper")

Tyrion watches the Red Viper versus the Mountain ("The Mountain and the Viper")

Tyrion escapes and goes on a murder rampage ("The Children")

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* 13. THE "WINTER COME SOONER" AWARD FOR SEASON FIVE STORYLINE YOU'RE MOST EXCITED TO SEE

Tyrion and Varys

Arya on the run

Bran and the Three-Eyed Raven

Jon, Stannis and Melisandre at the Wall

Dany ruling Meereen with unruly dragons

Where in the world is Jorah Mormont?

The Boltons ruling Winterfell

Sansa Stark and Littlefinger rule the Vale

Brienne and Podrick continue searching for, uh, actually, what is it exactly they're doing again?

King's Landing and the fallout of Tywin Lannister's death

Dorne and the fallout of the Red Viper's death

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* 14. THE "WIN OR DIE" AWARD FOR THE SEASON'S BEST EPISODE

"Two Swords"

"The Lion and the Rose"

"Breaker of Chains"

"Oathkeeper"

"First of his Name"

"The Laws of Gods and Men"

"Mockingbird"

"The Mountain and the Viper"

"The Watchers on the Wall"

"The Children"