The Portland Mercury's 2024 Sex Survey! How Sexy Were YOU Last Year? LET'S FIND OUT! Question Title * 1. I identify as: Straight Gay Lesbian Bisexual Pansexual/Omnisexual Queer Questioning Asexual Other Question Title * 2. I also identify as: Cis Woman Cis Man Trans Woman Trans Man Genderqueer Non-Binary Intersex Two-Spirit Other Question Title * 3. I am: 17 or Under 18-25 26-35 36-45 46-55 56-65 66-75 76+ Question Title * 4. If you live in Portland, in which neighborhood do you live? Question Title * 5. I identify politically as: Democrat Republican Libertarian MAGA Independent Socialist Anarchist Other Question Title * 6. Are you currently employed? Yup! Full-time. Yup! Part-time. Nope! Gig work/freelance/I have my ways. Question Title * 7. I am: Married In a relationship Single Question Title * 8. My current relationship status is: Monogamous Monogamish Non-monogamous A polycule that would make an amino acid blush I already told you I'm single Question Title * 9. My preferred relationship status is: Monogamous Monogamish Non-monogamous A polycule that would make an amino acid blush Single Question Title * 10. Do you have children? Yes No I have pets, which are superior to children Question Title * 11. How many people have you had sex with? 0 1 Fewer than 10 Fewer than 25 Fewer than 50 Fewer than 100 Now it just sounds like I'm bragging Question Title * 12. Are you satisfied with the amount of sex you're currently having? Very satisfied Somewhat satisfied Dissatisfied Very dissatisfied Actually, the less sex the better Question Title * 13. Please select the role that most suits you in the sack: Bottom Top Vers Side Question Title * 14. If you telecommute, are you having more sex thanks to working from home? Yes No, same amount No, I'm actually having less sex because my bed is my desk Question Title * 15. Have you ever had sex with a coworker? Yes No Question Title * 16. If yes, who? A colleague Your boss/a superior Your employee Question Title * 17. Have you ever cheated on a partner sexually? Yes I’m not sure No Question Title * 18. If yes, did you confess your infidelity to that partner? Yes No Question Title * 19. Do you have a sexual need or something you're curious about that you are too ashamed to share with your partner/sex pal? No, my many various kinks and fetishes are an open book Yes, but only because my secret is VERY dirty Yes, but for some other reason Question Title * 20. What kinks/fetishes are you into? (Check all that apply.) Domination Submissiveness Bondage Sadism Masochism Group sex Breath play Sweat Spanking Spitting Gagging Rimming Nipple play Gaping/Stretching Exhibitionism Voyeurism Blindfolds Latex Age play Incest role play Double penetration Consensual non-consent Fisting Pee-pee Poo-poo Feet/Toes Shoes/Boots Forced feminization Forced masculinization Electrosex/Electro-stimulation ASFR Furries Puppy play Blood Medical Sounding Smoke Financial Feeding/Gaining Acrotomophilia/Apotemnophilia Vore Antique Roadshow Other Question Title * 21. How often do you masturbate? Rarely if ever A few times per month Once a week Twice a week or more Every damn day Can't answer... too busy masturbating Question Title * 22. Which of the following sex toys do you own? (Check all that apply.) Vibrator Dildo Anal toy Masturbation sleeve Cock ring Penis pump Bondage equipment Strap on Lubricant Sex doll A waifu body pillow Whatever's in the vegetable crisper Question Title * 23. Do you use any medication or supplements to help your performance, e.g. Viagra, Addyi, those gas station horny pills, poppers? Yes No Question Title * 24. I usually meet sex partners through... (Check all that apply.) Work Friends Parties A bar or club Tinder OkCupid Bumble Grindr Scruff Hinge The League Feeld Lex HER BLK Other Question Title * 25. Have you ever participated in a threesome? Yes No Question Title * 26. Have you ever participated in an orgy (more than 3 people)? Yes No Question Title * 27. If yes, orgies are: Overrated Underrated Correctly rated Question Title * 28. How many days per week do you watch porn? 0 1-2 3-4 5-6 Every day, baby Question Title * 29. If you watch porn, how do you watch it? (Check all that apply.) Alone With a partner/partners At a bar or club In a theater Question Title * 30. When I'm sexting, I'm most likely to send a pic or video of my... Dick Butt Vagina Gear Feet Chest Everything all at once I don't send dirty pics, sluts! Question Title * 31. When I'm sexting, the thing I most want the other person to send is a picture of their... Dick Butt Vagina Gear Feet Chest Everything all at once I don't want your dirty pics, sluts! Question Title * 32. Do you subscribe to any online sex worker sites, such as OnlyFans or ManyVids? Yes No Question Title * 33. Do you perform sex work? Yes, online Yes, in person Yes, online and in person No Question Title * 34. If you are a sex worker, is sex work your sole source of income? Yes No I told you, I am not a sex worker Question Title * 35. Are you vaccinated against Mpox (monkeypox)? Yes No Question Title * 36. Do you currently have a sexually transmitted infection? Yes No I hope not! Question Title * 37. Would you enter a sexual relationship with someone who has a long-term STI? Yes No I'm currently in one Question Title * 38. Have you had an abortion? Yes No Question Title * 39. Have you had sex in or on any of the following? (Check all that apply.) Boat Airplane Car Train Streetcar MAX train TriMet bus Lime scooter Question Title * 40. Have you ever had sex in any of the following locations? (Check all that apply.) BiMart Any Portland sex club Portland State University Powell's City of Books Portland Waterfront or Esplanade Rene Gonzalez' front yard Downtown parking garage 24 Hour Fitness Mall 205 Any local movie theater Any public park Any local music venue / dance club On top of (or in) any municipal vehicle (police car, fire truck, snow plow, etc) Portland Art Museum City Liquidators None of the above 😭 Question Title * 41. If you listen to music during sex, what's your go-to musical artist or song? Question Title * 42. What's the sexiest thing you did in 2023? Question Title * 43. What is one sex act you want to accomplish before you die? Question Title * 44. On a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being not much at all and 10 being VERY), how horny are you for The Bear's Jeremy Allen White? 0 10 Clear i We adjusted the number you entered based on the slider’s scale. Question Title * 45. Let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill! Select your answer accordingly: Fuck (1), Marry (2), Kill (3). Done