You May Be Full of Shit Assessment
1.
On a scale of 1 - 5 - 1 being not at all and five being I am full of shit would you say I think I am better than most people?
Not at all
1 star
Somewhat
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
Somewhat
4 stars
I am full of shit - Yes!
5 stars
2.
Do I break my word?
Not at all
1 star
Somewhat
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
Somewhat break my word
4 stars
I am full of shit - Yes!
5 stars
3.
Do I lie?
Not at all
1 star
Somewhat
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
Somewhat full of shit
4 stars
Definitely - I lie and I am full of shit - Yes!
5 stars
4.
Do I cheat?
Not at all
1 star
Somewhat
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
Somewhat
4 stars
Definitely I cheat - You are full of shit! Yes!
5 stars
5.
Blindly follow anything or anyone
Not at all
1 star
Somewhat
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
Somewhat
4 stars
Definitely - I am full of shit! Yes!
5 stars
6.
Ignore this question - for politicians only
I tell the truth always to my constituents and others
1 star
I occasionally say something to make others wrong or to placate others
2 stars
Not sure I am really a politician
3 stars
I make others wrong and play partisan politics
4 stars
I am full of shit and say anything to get elected and don't care about the real truth
5 stars
7.
ignore if you are not a journalist
I only report the facts and never my opinion unless I identify it as such
1 star
Sometimes I disregard the facts for sensationalism and do not check my sources
2 stars
Not sure if I am qualified to tell the truth here my editor may cancel me
3 stars
I often report things that suit my political beliefs and opinions
4 stars
I always report without regard for the facts to get people to see things my way - I am full of shit!
5 stars
8.
Ignore this question if you are not a Hollywood star or a professional athlete, a rock star, or famous
I never offer my opinion about anything but my work and actually do things in my community to help
1 star
I sometimes think the public gives a shit about my opinion
2 stars
Not sure I am really a star
3 stars
I often give my opinion but don't do anything productive in my community because I am self concerned
4 stars
I am full of shit for sure and full of my self and and only care about looking good
5 stars
9.
Ignore this question if you are not a religious fanatic
Mildly religious and do not try to convert others
1 star
Sometimes I do attempt to convince others my religion is "the religion"
2 stars
I sometimes get into heated debates about why my religion is "the religion"
3 stars
Often I am plotting against others who do not share my exact faith
4 stars
I am a religious fanatic and I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
10.
I judge others
I never judge anyone
1 star
I sometimes judge others
2 stars
I wish everyone was just like me
3 stars
I am judge certain people for their life choices
4 stars
I judge everyone - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
11.
I know best or better than most
I never think that
1 star
Somewhat
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
I think I am somewhat better than most
4 stars
I do know best always - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
12.
I am greedy
Never I want to give it all away
1 star
Sometimes I think only about myself and enriching my self or why do some have so much more?
2 stars
Not sure
3 stars
I am somewhat greedy and self concerned
4 stars
I am greedy and only for me - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
13.
I get angry
Never
1 star
Somewhat even tempered
2 stars
Somewhat angry
3 stars
Don't screw up my order or make me wait I get angry
4 stars
I am an angry asshole and I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
14.
Are a racist - you either are or you are not - no stars for this one
Yes
No
15.
Treat your spouse like shit or anyone else
Never, no one I am always considerate
1 star
Sometimes - not often
2 stars
Not my spouse but strangers and coworkers
3 stars
my spouse yes - strangers or others no
4 stars
Always - everyone - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
16.
Make people wrong on social media
Never -- would not waste my time
1 star
Sometimes I react
2 stars
Only if I disagree
3 stars
Often, especially nasty on Twitter
4 stars
Everywhere especially on politics, I want to prove you are an asshole and I am full of shit - Yay!
5 stars
17.
Eat all the brownies
Never I am always considerate of others
1 star
If no one is looking and won't know it was me
2 stars
Occasionally
3 stars
Brownies and good stuff for lunch others bring and put into the work refrigerator.
4 stars
Always - fuck other - only weak assholes are so considerate - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
18.
Love drama - you are a "shit-stirrer"
Not at all
1 star
Occasionally
2 stars
Who doesn't like a little gossip?
3 stars
Love all the reality shows and no drama at home or work though
4 stars
Fuck off - asshole - I am a drama expert and just watch me - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars
19.
Have regrets
Hell no - loving life in the moment
1 star
Occasionally
2 stars
Once or twice a week a regret pops up
3 stars
Often
4 stars
Yes I am stuck in regrets and not enjoying my life at all - I am full of shit - yes!
5 stars