You May Be Full of Shit Assessment

1.On a scale of 1 - 5  - 1 being not at all and five being I am full of shit would you say I think I am better than most people?
Not at all
Somewhat
Not sure
Somewhat
I am full of shit - Yes!
2.Do I break my word?
Not at all
Somewhat
Not sure
Somewhat break my word
I am full of shit - Yes!
3.Do I lie?
Not at all
Somewhat
Not sure
Somewhat full of shit
Definitely - I lie and I am  full of shit - Yes!
4.Do I cheat?
Not at all
Somewhat
Not sure
Somewhat 
Definitely I cheat - You are full of shit! Yes!
5.Blindly follow anything or anyone
Not at all
Somewhat
Not sure
Somewhat
Definitely - I am full of shit! Yes!
6.Ignore this question - for politicians only
I tell the truth always to my constituents and others
I occasionally say something to make others wrong or to placate others
Not sure I am really a politician
I make others wrong and play partisan politics
I am full of shit and say anything to get elected and don't care about the real truth
7.ignore if you are not a journalist
I only report the facts and never my opinion unless I identify it as such
Sometimes I disregard the facts for sensationalism and do not check my sources
Not sure if I am qualified to tell the truth here my editor may cancel me
I often report things that suit my political beliefs and opinions
I always report without regard for the facts to get people to see things my way - I am full of shit!
8.Ignore this question if you are not a Hollywood star or a professional athlete, a rock star, or famous
I never offer my opinion about anything but my work and actually do things in my community to help 
I sometimes think the public gives a shit about my opinion
Not sure I am really a star
I often give my opinion but don't do anything productive in my community because I am self concerned
I am full of shit for sure and full of my self and and only care about looking good
9.Ignore this question if you are not a religious fanatic
Mildly religious and do not try to convert others
Sometimes I do attempt to convince others my religion is "the religion"
I sometimes get into heated debates about why my religion is "the religion"
Often I am plotting against others who do not share my exact faith
I am a religious fanatic and I am full of shit - yes!
10.I judge others
I never judge anyone
I sometimes judge others
I wish everyone was just like me
I am judge certain people for their life choices
I judge everyone - I am full of shit - yes!
11.I know best or better than most
I never think that
Somewhat
Not sure
I think I am somewhat better than most
I do know best always - I am full of shit - yes!
12.I am greedy
Never I want to give it all away
Sometimes I think only about myself and enriching my self or why do some have so much more?
Not sure
I am somewhat greedy and self concerned
I am greedy and only for me - I am full of shit - yes!
13.I get angry
Never 
Somewhat even tempered
Somewhat angry
Don't screw up my order or make me wait I get angry
I am an angry asshole and I am full of shit - yes!
14.Are a racist - you either are or you are not - no stars for this one
15.Treat your spouse like shit or anyone else
Never, no one I am always considerate
Sometimes - not often
Not my spouse but strangers and coworkers
my spouse yes - strangers or others no
Always - everyone - I am full of shit - yes!
16.Make people wrong on social media
Never -- would not waste my time
Sometimes I react
Only if I disagree
Often, especially nasty on Twitter
Everywhere especially on politics, I want to prove you are an asshole and I am full of shit - Yay!
17.Eat all the brownies
Never I am always considerate of others
If no one is looking and won't know it was me
Occasionally 
Brownies and good stuff for lunch others bring and put into the work refrigerator.
Always - fuck other - only weak assholes are so considerate - I am full of shit - yes!
18.Love drama - you are a "shit-stirrer"
Not at all
Occasionally
Who doesn't like a little gossip?
Love all the reality shows and no drama at home or work though
Fuck off - asshole - I am a drama expert and just watch me - I am full of shit - yes!
19.Have regrets
Hell no - loving life in the moment
Occasionally
Once or twice a week a regret pops up
Often
Yes I am stuck in regrets and not enjoying my life at all - I am full of shit - yes!