Portland Mercury 2023 Sex Survey Question Title * 1. I identify as: Straight Gay Lesbian Bisexual Pansexual / Omnisexual Queer Questioning Asexual Other Question Title * 2. I also identify as: Cis Woman Cis Man Trans Woman Trans Man Genderqueer Non-Binary Intersex Two-Spirit Other Question Title * 3. I am: 17 or under 18-25 26-35 36-45 46-55 56-65 66-75 76 plus Question Title * 4. I identify politically as: Democrat Republican Libertarian Independent MAGA Socialist Anarchist Other Question Title * 5. Are you currently employed? Yep! Full-time. Yep! Part-time. Nope! Gig Work / freelance / I have my ways. Question Title * 6. I am: In a relationship and happy In a relationship and miserable In a relationship and... meh Married and happy Married and miserable Married and... meh Single and happy Single and miserable Single and... whatever Question Title * 7. My current relationship status is: Monogamous Non-monogamous Monogamish Polycule (a network of consensually nonmonogamous relationships) I already told you I'm single! Jeez! Question Title * 8. My preferred relationship status is: Monogamous Monogamish Non-monogamous Polycule Single, please! Question Title * 9. Do you have children? Yes No I have pets, which are superior to children Question Title * 10. How many people have you had sex with? Zero One Fewer than 10 Fewer than 25 Fewer than 40 Between 40 and 75 Between 75 and 100 Now it just sounds like I'm bragging Question Title * 11. Are you satisfied with the amount of sex you're currently having? Very satisfied Somewhat satisfied Dissatisfied Very dissatisfied Actually, the less sex the better Question Title * 12. During the pandemic, your sex life: Increased Decreased Went into the goddamn toilet Moved almost exclusively online Didn't change at all Question Title * 13. How often do you masturbate? Rarely, if ever Once a week Twice a week or more A few times per month Every damn day Can't answer... too busy masturbating Question Title * 14. Have you ever participated in a threesome? Oh hell yeah! Oh hell no! Question Title * 15. Have you ever participated in an orgy (more than three people)? Hell yeah! Still hell no! Question Title * 16. If yes, orgies are: Underrated Overrated Correctly rated Question Title * 17. I prefer to be: Sexually dominant in the sack Sexually submissive in the sack Sexually flexible in the sack Question Title * 18. How much porn do you watch per week? Zero porn Less than 30 minutes Less than an hour More than an hour I watch porn full time Question Title * 19. If you watch porn, do you watch it (check all that apply): Alone With a partner/partners At a bar or club In a theater Question Title * 20. If you watch porn, what type do you prefer? (Check all that apply.) Vanilla Hardcore Threesomes (or more) Ethnicities Gay Lesbian Straight BDSM Amateur Mature Clowns Other Question Title * 21. When I'm sexting, I'm most likely to send a pic or video of my: Dick Butt Vagina Gear Feet Chest Everything at once I don't send dirty pics, sluts! Question Title * 22. When I'm sexting, the thing I most want the other person to send is a picture of their: Dick Butt Vagina Gear Feet Chest Everything at once I don't send or want dirty pics, sluts! Question Title * 23. Do you subscribe to any online sex worker sites, like OnlyFans or ManyVids? Yes No Question Title * 24. Have you ever cheated on your partner sexually? What? NO! How dare you?!? Errrr... ahem... yes. Yes, but they're okay with it. I can't answer because my partner is taking this quiz with me. Question Title * 25. If you have cheated, did you confess your infidelity to your partner? Yes (and I'm glad I did) Yes (and I deeply regret it) No (and I'm glad I did) No (and I deeply regret it) Question Title * 26. Do you currently have a sexually transmitted infection? Yes No Umm... truthfully, I'm not sure? Question Title * 27. Have you ever had sex with a coworker? Yes No Question Title * 28. If yes, with who? A colleague A boss/supervisor My employee Question Title * 29. Which of the following sex toys do you own? (Check all that apply.) Vibrator Dildo Anal toy Masturbation sleeve Cock ring Nipple clamp Penis pump Bondage equipment Strap on Lubricant Sex doll A waifu body pillow Whatever's in the vegetable crisper Question Title * 30. I'm straight, but I've done queer stuff. True! Not true... who told you that? Rebecca? No, but ohhhhhh... I want to. Question Title * 31. I'm queer, but I've had straight sex. True! Not true! Who told you that? Donatello? No, but ohhhhh... I want to. Question Title * 32. Are you okay with a partner or sex pal watching you masturbate? Yes, please! No, thank you! Maybe... but I have RULES. Question Title * 33. Do you have a sexual need or something you're curious about that you are too ashamed to share with your partner/sex pal? No, my many various kinks and fetishes are an open book. Yes, but only because my secret is VERY dirty. Question Title * 34. What kinks/fetishes are you into? (Check all that apply.) Spanking Dom Sub Voyeurism Group sex Exhibitionism Bondage Blindfold Role playing Double penetration Sadism Masochism Consensual non-consent Breath play Sweat Latex Pegging Fisting Pee-pee Poo-poo Feet/toes Shoes/boots Forced feminization / masculinization Electrosex/electro stimulation Furries Puppy play Blood Medical Sounding Nipple play Smoke Financial Amputee Vore Antique Roadshow Other Question Title * 35. What is one sex act you want to accomplish before you die? Question Title * 36. Have you had sex in (or on) any of the following? (Check all that apply.) Car Motorcycle Boat Train Airplane Public transportation Chinese spy balloon Question Title * 37. I usually meet sex partners through (check all that apply): Work Through friends Bars/Clubs Tinder OkCupid Bumble Grindr Scruff Sniffies Hinge The League Feeld Lex Her Blk FarmersOnly Other Question Title * 38. Have you ever had sex in public? Yes No Question Title * 39. If so, where? Question Title * 40. What's the sexiest thing you did in 2022? Question Title * 41. Let's play "FUCK, MARRY, KILL." Rank the following answers. Fuck = 1, Marry = 2, and Kill =3. Question Title * 42. FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Question Title * 43. FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Question Title * 44. FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Question Title * 45. FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Done